Please try the follow
Try refresh . If this does not work then you should call again tomorrow and see if the Church of Satan have gone home yet.
If you really want to surf the Net, we suggest you try wriggling around in your chair to create some static, that might jump start the browser.
If you want to go then click here . I'll see what I can do.

I know I shouldn't have opened that port to strangers, now let this be a lesson to you.