Try
refresh
. If this does not work then you should call again tomorrow.If you typed the address into the bit above then please check your spelling. We know what you humans are like. Always blaming us computers for errors.
If you'd like to fiddle with some settings then help yourself. Not one of them will make a difference to what you're doing. You could always check your modem is plugged into the phone socket.
You're still reading this so we'll assume you want to see some pages today.
If you really want to surf
the Net, we suggest you try wriggling around in your chair to create some
static, that might jump start the browser.If you want to go
then click
here
. I'll see what I can do.If none of this works you might consider going out to the pub and leave me alone to work this one out.