Get back to work you sick sponger

One of Mr Bliar's cabinet ministers yesterday revealed new plans for getting people off the sick and back to work
Mr BunkUp is registered blond yet manages to carry out all the duties expected of a brunette.
He's been given the exciting task of reducing the amount of money spent on benefits in the UK. The amount - approximately £2.5 Gazillion is spent on people who are sick and unable to work. A quarter of that money is spent on people who don't work because of unsightly facial hair.

The stigma of unwanted facial hair affects many hundreds of women across the UK and and hundreds of thousands of men are also blighted by this appalling condition which renders them unable to do the slightest task whether it be washing the dishes or running a multinational company.
Mr Bunkup feels the only answer to this appalling problem with he also faces along with the incurable disease of blondness is to give men and women free waxing treatment on the NHS, or a free razor if they're wimps.

Mr Bunkups full plan which will be revealed later when they've amended it to make it less contraversial and will also include plans to make people who are sick visit new health centres for 8 hours every day. These health centres will contain simple phone systems and the sick-skivers will be asked to answer a few calls whilst they're there. This new initiative which is hoped will bring in revenue will give them the full training required for them to work in a call centre.

Of course people who are genuinely sick and unable to work will be able to stay at home and continue to watch neighbours, doctors and that diagnosis murder program they have on after. All that is required for exemption from the "Return to work you skiviing git" campaign is a death certificate.

90% of people in the UK believe that anyone on the sick for more than 3 weeks is a skiving git who should be forced to work slave wages down the coal mines.

It is also understood that Mr Bunkup plans to raise the retirement age to 90 in order to help bring in additional tax income to fund this latets hair brain scheme.

October 11th 2005. A Tuesday.

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